By Michelene Ough
The news is in: Thanks to a clever bit of millennial law-bending, local bars can now be expected to keep their doors open till the crack of dawn, Jan. 1, 2000.
The idea is that potentially chaos-causing street-wanderers will have something to keep them occupied — besides fist fights about whether the third sign of Apocalypse was the sea turning red or the sun turning black.